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offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

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I CAN’T BREATHE

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buzzfeed:

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

                       SNAP

               SNAP

       SNAP

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

this this this

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my dinner views

stormtrooperfashion:

Isabeli Fontana by Fabio Bartelt for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil, June 2014

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special-agent-riley-neal:

unicornmunch:

dauntlessoldier:

4th of July posts

the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

IT’S ALMOST TIME

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

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elenamatateyou:

This is Peanut the turtle, shortly after being found in Missouri in 1993. She was taken to to a zoo in St. Louis where the six-pack ring was removed.
It seems that she was trapped in the plastic ring as a young turtle and was unable to free herself. Subsequently her shell moulded itself to the plastic ring and she grew in the strange shape you see here.
Unfortunately the damage is permanent, but peanut is expected to live a long life and today she serves as a mascot for the fight against beach littering.

Please, always remember to clean up after yourself at the beach.

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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g-iggle:

Cole’s tweets give me life

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

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tastefullyoffensive:

'Game of Thrizzle' [x]

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